An Interview

Excerpt from a recent live radio
interview on one of the regional Welsh
stations:

A female newscaster is interviewing the
leader of a Youth club:

Interviewer: So, Mr Jones, what are you
going to do with these children on this
adventure holiday?

Jones: We're going to teach them
climbing, abseiling, canoeing, archery,
shooting...

Interviewer: Shooting! That's a bit
irresponsible isn't it?

Jones: I don't see why, they'll be
properly supervised on the range.

Interviewer: Don't you admit that this
is a terribly dangerous activity to be
teaching children?

Jones: I don't see how, we will be
teaching them proper range discipline
before they even touch a firearm.

Interviewer: But your equipping them to
become violent killers.

Jones: Well, you're equipped to be a
prostitute but you're not one, are you?

Needless to say, the interview was
terminated almost immediately.

 

Pussy or Bitch


After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with

some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he

went to his mother. "Mom, what's a pussy?" Not at all shocked by

the question, she opened up an encyclopedia and showed him a

picture of a cat. He then asked "What's a bitch?" Once again, not

at all disturbed, she opened the encyclopedia and showed him a

picture of a female dog.

Confused, little Tommy then went to his father. "Dad, what's a pussy?"

He felt that it was time for his son to learn about life and opened u

p a porno and circled the area between a womans legs. Enlightened,

he then asked him, "Then what's a bitch?" His father replied,

"Everything outside of the circle."
 

Birth Control Pills


A woman asked her doctor for birth control pills.


"Ma'am, how old are you?"

"I'm 75."

"What possible need do you have for birth control pills?"

"They help me sleep better."

The doctor looked perplexed. "Just how do birth control pills help you sleep?"

"I sneak them into my granddaughter's orange juice every morning!"